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Funny Pick Up Lines - 10 Funniest Jokes Ever Told

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Being single can be tough, especially if you really want to be in a relationship. The best thing you can do if you're single and ready to mingle is to go out and meet new people. Think about where you might find like-minded people, get out and have fun. However, keep in mind that the first impression is very important when meeting someone new. There are few things you should do if you want to make a good impression when you meet a girl for the first time. Just be yourself, show her your good conversational skills and keep a natural smile on your face, which will convey friendliness and positive vibes.

Traditionally, pick up lines are often seen as ineffective, cheesy and juvenile. Pickup lines generally imply that you lack the charm or intelligence to sweep a girl off her feet, so you use a stock phrase that someone else thought up. However, they can really turn your nervous flutter into a killer first move.

Pick up lines can be great icebreakers when you need something quick and funny that will make the other person laugh. The first impression has to be spectacular, so using funny but effective pickup lines could prove successful. The following pick up lines will ease the tension on a first date and will surely put a smile on her face. They are also great conversation starters because they allow for further conversation and will certainly improve your dating life.

We've collected some of the best one-liners, short jokes and cute pick up lines to naturally help you make the first move. So, whether you are looking for some short funny jokes or cheesy pick up lines, you're in the right place . Here you will find the best pick up lines that are guaranteed to work if you use them properly.

Be aware that some of these pick up lines and phrases could backfire and use them at your own risk!

Funny Jokes


Boy: "I’m sorry, were you talking to me?"
Girl: "No."
Boy: "Well then, please start."


I bet you $20 you're going to turn me down.


How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl here?


Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.


Besides being incredibly gorgeous, what do you do for living?


Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.


You see that door over there? Let's go out.


Boy: "Can I have directions?"

Girl: "To where?"
Boy: "To your heart."


Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?


You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

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